Thursday, April 28, 2005

Davy's on the Road Again

To the truck driver who wanted to play games on the A46 north of Stratford this morning...

If you want to ram me for overtaking you, ram me. Don't just put your lights on full beam and accelerate towards me, stopping at the last moment. That's what I expected you to do. And when you did it, I knew you were a pussy. I stuck my finger up and laughed at you. You should have gone for it, ploughing into the back of me and forcing me (and the stupid slow-moving Audi in front of me) off the road. That's the only card you truckers have, you know. At the back of our minds, there's always the fear that you might be the trucker from Duel...

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